I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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