It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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