I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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