Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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