Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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