First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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