She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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