butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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