In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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