4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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