how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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