i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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