dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
