Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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