I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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