Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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