I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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