He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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