Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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