If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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