Welp...herpes.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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