Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Randomize
