I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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