we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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