Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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