The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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