awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
