You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
