Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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