They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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