How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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