i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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