Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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