Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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