Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My penis needs a shock collar
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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