If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
