i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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