"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is wine microwaveable?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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