My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
