i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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