So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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