i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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