Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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