sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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