you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We just shotgunned beers for America
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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