I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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