Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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