Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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