I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
