Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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